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Kit Harington, GQ April 2014
I love GQ USA, I love Game Of Thrones; so why then does this cover leave me colder than a White Walker’s willy?
Maybe because they’ve made Kit Harington look like that guy that used to hang round your comprehensive school picking up girls in his clapped-out Fiesta.
That sort of thing was semi-acceptable in East Midlands market towns in the 90s. These days you’d get your balls cut off and put on a list preventing you going within 50 meters of a Build-A-Bear Workshop. Different times.

Kit Harington, GQ April 2014

I love GQ USA, I love Game Of Thrones; so why then does this cover leave me colder than a White Walker’s willy?

Maybe because they’ve made Kit Harington look like that guy that used to hang round your comprehensive school picking up girls in his clapped-out Fiesta.

That sort of thing was semi-acceptable in East Midlands market towns in the 90s. These days you’d get your balls cut off and put on a list preventing you going within 50 meters of a Build-A-Bear Workshop. Different times.